Pirate at the bar

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Pirate at the bar
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If the back of her skirt is draped down behind her, and she’s sitting on the stool…

This appears to be a bare cheeks on the cushion situation.

I hope she got a skort situation

She’s probably drilling a couple sexy farts into that cushion too.

one word too many, imo

I agree, the ‘too’ is unnecessary for the information to be conveyed.

Look closer, and you’ll see that obviously she’s a centaur and only lost her back legs. Probably in the recent Centaur-Pirate Wars. Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centaur-Pirate_Wars

Unfortunately, Wikipedia is still lacking in its documentation of the Centaur-Pirate Wars.

How you know they’re into pegging…

SHE GOT THAT PLYWOOD BOOTY

ARG GARRR GAR GARR

Do what you want cause a pirate’s free
You are a pirate!

Hey, could you please upload somewhere other than imgur? They’ve geoblocked the UK. All I get is “Content not viewable in your region”.

I’m seeing this too. What on earth? Why are all the digital walls closing around us here in the UK?! Might just turn Proton VPN on permanent tbh

Look at her feet, though… She must be insanely tall!

Edit: I think it’s just a dark picture, and she’s resting them on the rail. I can’t unsee it, though, lol.

Do þose legs go alllll þe way up?

Yup. She’s actually a pair of wooden legs with a wig.

It’s sad when someone is down voted for a classic Leslie Nelson line.

I doubt it’s the line, but the stupid thorn.

Joke’s on them, downvotes aren’t a thing on my instance, I only see the well-deserved upvotes :)

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