Trump Outs Top White House Aide as Being on ‘Fat Drugs’

We talking Ozempic or a really thick joint?

So says Jabba the Fat

The shit apple doesn’t fall far from the shit tree, Randy.

“I mean, I’ve never been on Fat Drugs,” continued the President.

“WE KNOW,” replied literally everybody else.

It’s mind-blowing watching this moron pick apart his own fan base one random target after another. I hope he lives long enough for the inevitable rebellion he’s slowly inciting among his own supporters to absolutely put him in his place.

How about those Epstein files tho?

Donald Trump has outed White House communications chief and resident attack dog Steven Cheung as a user of “fat drugs.”

One of the absolute worst people in this admin, and that’s saying a lot.

Dammit I misread this as Ousted rather than Outed. Steven Cheung is a rancid excuse for a human being and I’d love for his smarmy dumb ass to be kicked to the curb. Though he’d surely be replaced with someone much worse.

“Surely the leopards won’t eat MY face.”