We are the Empire. Resistance is futile

submitted by Kirk is a jerk

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Princess Leia asking "Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?" Seven of Nine, wearing a Stormtrooper-esque EV suit, replies "Height is irrelevant"
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Now that’s a crossover I’d watch. Or at least a naughty fanfic I’d read….

Or the porn parody

Ok but I insist on a Kubrick-level of accuracy, original sets and actors whenever possible…




Do you have a link to the uh full episode?

by Kirk is a jerk OP depth: 2

Best I can do:




If anyone else is wondering, Jeri Ryan is 5’8” (~173 cm). I looked it up because I didn’t have the impression she was short.

by Kirk is a jerk OP depth: 2

Mark Hamill is 5’7” (~170 cm). Perhaps Stormtroopers are just taller than most people

Jango Fett/Storm Trooper template Temura Morrison is 5’9”, so there’s an argument to be had. At least pre ANH.

However, by Luke’s time, stormtroopers were conscripted, not cloned. And we know the average stormtrooper is tall enough to hit their head walking through a doorway. ;)

Hence the qualifier pre episode IV. Love me some Clone Wars.


by Kirk is a jerk OP depth: 5

However, by Luke’s time, stormtroopers were conscripted, not cloned

When/where was that established?

Watch The Bad Batch! In the waning days of the Clone Wars, the contract and facility on Kamino were “cancelled” with new conscripts being trained by remaining clone forces.







I think they were in different seasons though.


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