Sixth Rule of Acquisition

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Head of Grand Nagus Zek on George Sr., eating jumja stick, saying "There's always latinum in the banana stand"
  • Arrested Development S1E2 “Top Banana”
  • Star Trek: Deep Space 9 S1E11 “The Nagus”
  • Star Trek: Deep Space 9 S1E4 “A Man Alone”
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It’s One Self-sealing Stem Bolt Quark. What Could It Cost, 10 strips of latinum?

by Kirk is a jerk OP depth: 2

Here’s some latinum. Go see a star trek.



Must be a rewritten version.

My copy of the rules of acquisition say the sixth rule is:

Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.

by Kirk is a jerk OP depth: 2

I felt that a rule regarding screwing over family members fit with Arrested Development



Is he holding a jumja stick?

by Kirk is a jerk OP edited depth: 2

Indeed! In this Arrested Development scene, the character is holding an ice cream sandwich, so I figured a jumja stick was a decent replacement when making this Star Trek themed.

I haven’t seen that show in a long time, so I forgot that he was holding anything




At least 10,000 bars of gold pressed latinum in the walls hopefully wouldn’t burn


If there is money in the banana stand then why in the Blessed Exchequer’s name are we diversifying into tulaberry wine?


I’m mister manager!

by Kirk is a jerk OP depth: 2

We just say “manager”



Unfortunately, our local source of latinum is drying up.


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