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Divine feet

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No one will reply to you if you start with "Hey, how are you" you will have to say [screenshot of linkedin DM] conveying my most respectful pranaam to your divine feet Natasha ma'am (praying emojis)
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You must go bald to work for me

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LinkedIn post by Alex Cohen. The text is as follows: "We raised $22.5M and I still shave my head in the office sink. You might be thinking, "Alex, can't you do that at home?" And if you're thinking that, I'd never hire you. We don't have time to shave at home. We barely have time to shower. That's why every employee now shaves their head at this same sink, with this same razor, just like me. The time savings compound: - Invest 3 minutes in shaving your head once a week - Save 5 minutes washing your hair in the shower each day - Gain 32 minutes of leverage per employee per week (time for a 30 minute demo and 2/3 of your next shave) If you think this is crazy, you've clearly never heard of Occam's Razor. If you think this is crazy, you're not going to make it." below there is a picture of a guy shaving his head in front of a sink with a hand razor
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LinkedIn is life

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SPLT: You can also put a chip reader on your pocket and casually bump into people.

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Crossposted from https://slrpnk.net/post/30824702

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Thought they were in on the joke at first...

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Technically this is a Kijiji lunatic, but I thought this community would appreciate it nonetheless.

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Economic growth is when you miss funerals

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LinkedIn post that says "Gen z will change India's toxic work culture! OR maybe they will just stop India's economic growth fueled by hard work! you decide. below there is an exchange on a messaging app between a client and an employee where the client is asking the employee to come to work even though their uncle died, and the employee gives a long response about how life doesn't wait for work.
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Rest is a legacy feature I had deprecated

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Kyle is grateful he didn't have to whoop some ass

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Successful People don't second-guess, they just modify their plans when appropriate.

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Free energy mod!

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Why do you use what I gave you?!

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Indiscriminate use of emojis apart...

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People paid him to speak on the vagaries of daily job?

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The money is in INR (Indian National Rupee) and 45 thousand will approx get you a Pixel 9a. So,there is that for comparasion :p

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And then he showed his courage by... deleting his account

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Go above and beyond

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Think I'll get a callback?

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Million dollars

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Is this a roundabout way of saying that they wish to hire folks on a short term basis, make them work really hard, pay pennies on the dollar and then fire them?

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Stop complaining, just get back to work

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Eat your heart out, Einstein.

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Just for "Elon has it always right"

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Samer Bechara 3rd+Finding my voice by being real, so you can fin...2dElon Musk hinted software developers will become jobless soon. He believes software should be built using simple text prompts. Just like we generate images and videos now.He stated this in one of his interviews, and soon enough Grok will have this feature.Elon has it always right. This time I am not sure. As more people start building software, they will create more bugs. Regular users will create software, developers will focus on fixing bugs rather than building new features.This reminds me of when WordPress was released. It created more jobs for developers than it actually took away.
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Healthiest LinkedIn relationship

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When the bullet dodges you

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"Because sometimes, putting yourself first is the move."

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‘Fly economy for fun’: US founder trolled for frugality post after she's accused of stealing millions

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So grounded. So humble.

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People really do post the most unhinged stuff in order to gain visibility.

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"Superior" level

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Youth loneliness is cured by Adults going into the office

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Techbro when Germans complain about heat: 😡 Techbro when Ukrainians get bombed: 😍

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LinkedIn needs to be quarantined from the rest of the internet

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Visions In My Head

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Office Fling

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I think your daughter just wanted to know if you did well in school

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Ankit aggarwal founder and CEO "Papa, did you ever come first" - asked my daughter who came 1st in her 6th standard. I said YES, just not always in the things that mattered. I came first in over thinking, when to startup! In panicking before presentation, engg days! In doing everything last minute, ask my dad! And occasionally in class too
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You need to be in the ER to get the vibes right

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person in a hospital gown and small injuries I vibe coded an entire app from an ER bed this weekend using my phone and Replit's mobile app. (Link to the app in comments)
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ChatGPT has really high standards for a computer program

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Post by Gavin Fernand (founder @corporatedudes): "ChatGPT sexually harassed me today" Below this is a screenshot of a ChatGPT conversation where Gavin sent an image of himself and asked "Rate me on a scale of 1-10". ChatGPT: "Soft 7 but I'd still hit."
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Clash of Clans = I've got this

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Maybe the fly is just allergic to honey

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image post: "A wise man once said bees don't waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit. read that again." The caption for the post says louder for the people at the back. VP of AWS alliance and servant...
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I replaced my wife with an LLM that sends me motivatimg messages

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i just sent this to my wife OP: Today is the day... we made $2M online love ❤️ Wife: I'm so proud of you form not quitting and going through self doubts!
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Enough caring about people who lost their jobs

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Enough with the sympathy posts about Microsoft layoffs. People who stayed in one job for 10, 20, even 25 years - They weren't loyal to the company. They were loyal to their self-interest. How do I know? Because I've been in one organization for 3 months, and in another for 3.5 years. It's always been about mutual benefit, not loyalty. Layoffs are unfortunate, yes. But let's stop confusing tenure with loyalty. Years served don't mean you were ever safe or ever owned.
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f*ck it let's roll

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Benedict Feole. 2nd Founder & CEO Book an appointment F*ck it, let's roll. It's May 15, 2025 and DieDEI.co is live. It's time to sue your company. Goodbye, advertising career + Follow Saatchi, Wieden, AKQA, Blackrock, Ogilvy, Publicis Groupe, R/GA, MSQ, McKinsey & Company, IDEO, FCB, etc: I'm coming for you. The days of corporatized, illegal, segregationist, anti-White (and Asian, looking at you, Salesforce) gaslighting and vilification are over. Shame on everyone who participated; I hope you had fun. Congratulations to Cheil, FIG, Mother: thank you for not partaking in the madness. To submit internal DEI materials for anonymous worldwide publication, email info@DieDEI.co Please share far and wide, and get those lawsuits going. Seeking intros to Attorney General Pam Bondi, Elon Musk, and America First Legal/WH Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller. Ben Feole NYC
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Sacrifices have to be made for profit

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A LinkedIn post by Collin Rutherford, a CEO. The post begins with Rutherford stating he received a message from his "Pakistani software developer this morning..." followed by a direct quote: "There have been some drone attacks in our area of residence. We're not sure what will happen next." Rutherford then comments on the employee's dedication, contrasting it with his experiences in the United States. He states, "It's hard to find this level of dedication in employees. In my experience, it's (almost) impossible to find it in the United States." Below the LinkedIn post is a screenshot of Slack messages. The first message is from "Hey team" at 11:40 AM, stating: "My purpose behind informing everybody in the team is that I want you guys to be aware and ready for any challenges that may come. I don't know what's coming next because it happened very sudden today. I'm suspecting that There can be delays in our communication, I'm not sure. But what I am sure about is that the tech team is going to be available." This message includes a thinking face emoji and a thumbs-up emoji. The second Slack message is from "Collin" at 11:42 AM, replying to the first message: "You're making me want to run through a wall. That got me fired up!!!" This reply includes a flexing arm emoji and a fire emoji.
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What is the benefit to spamming posts with LLM generated comments

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The image shows a screenshot of a LinkedIn post by Marcus Hutchins that says "I truly don't think there's a better illustration of the LinkedIn experience than this". It features a screenshotted post by the same person which discusses "delusional levels of overconfidence in AI" and mentions other technologies like Big Data, blockchain, and NFTs. The post has reactions, comments, and reposts. Below the main post, there's another comment from a user named Graham Riley, generated by chatGPT.
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Simpin' for some Za

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Cheaper than student loans!

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LinkedIn removes hate speech protections for transgender individuals

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On July 29, 2025, LinkedIn removed “misgendering or deadnaming” from examples of prohibited content in its policy on hateful and derogatory content.

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If you don’t want to be poor you should simply become rich

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Therapy

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Imagine letting a stranded stranger stay with your family and they make a public joke about screwing you

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if you didn't sleep with an investor yet u're cooked Hold up, let me explain: I was at the airport, flight cancelled and had nowhere to go. Fighting my social anxiety, I decided to talk to other strangers from the same flight. Next thing I know is a mom invites me to stay at their place for the night. We had dinner, talked then went to sleep (had my own bed) In the morning, I found myself having breakfast with the whole family. Then I discovered her husband worked at IBM and now invests in Al startups. We started yapping like craazy about Al, investments and such, the conversation was really fruitful, and I got to see how an investor actually spends their morning lol. None of this would have happened if i didn't force myself to talk to strangers Being curious is fun, who knows what can happen if you just say "Hi" to someone. What's the craziest opportunity you've found just because you decided to talk to a stranger? Photo of the OP next to a woman
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POV: You're a terribly out of touch executive

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What could this formula be?

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Antrepreneur Hello sir Sir, I have such a formula that can help the electric bike and car travel a long distance. Electric vehicles can get rid of the need by charging it again and again. Charge the electric vehicle once a week or not. Go as much as you can go. It is based on an technology which is not yet available in the market. We have a lot that will make it and this is not possible without you, I know that millions of people msg you and you have not time too., but still there is a request from you, please give me only 10 minutes of your precious time. And sir, I want to apologize for msging you in the comment box, but sir, I am not finding any way to contact you, that's why I am messinging you in the comment box. I want to explain the whole formula to you if you give permission Because here the formula will change the world of electric vehicle.
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Sending assault threats via an account linked to your face and name is wild

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I have no idea who Shivansh Chauhan is, but I do know that he's very upset that his friend Tanishq Maheshwari wasn't select for GSoC this year. I will spare you all the violent and vulgar translation, but instead will share my scoring of his message. I give him: 4 out of 10 for creativity 3 out of 10 for accuracy (I will die someday and I am ginger). 0 out of 10 for grammar 0 out of 10 for effectiveness for a 1.75 overall. (Image of DM from Shivansh Chauhan with death and assault threats in Hindi while calling OP a ginger)."

Let me know if any of you want a translation lol

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Be aware of your people's worth

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Vacation? At this time of the year?

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Is ThIs ThE hArDeSt PaRt Of ThE jOb?

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Wonder how long this new position will last

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Imagine playing monopoly and never buying

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Imagine going through life not being able to afford property

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Seasoned

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